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May 22nd: 14 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT, SUCKERS!!!!! 14!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!! Today was long, and I did my very best to stay awake. I made several scenes today, including breaking a bottle and trying to stab Danny, Wrestling with a person I dont know, and wrapping my friend Tyler up as a Mummy with toilet tissue. Soon, there will be an MPEG file that you can download (who would want to?) documenting my entire day. I might get Mike to host it, but I dunno.

May 21st: Danny, the real guy, which the character is based on, and Lee(clock) came over today. Danny biked over,and I met him halfway, and his tire popped, and we had to walk them both back to my house, though we WERE gonna meet Lee on a road farther away from my house. Danny's tire kept making annoying noises, and I figured, "Hey, If Im gonna walk two kilometers with this goober, Im not going to listen to his tire rub his innertube for half an hour!" so I chewed off his innertube and threw it in a ditch. He has to pay fifty dollars for new tires, but hey, I didnt hafta hear that godawful rubbing. It was like ERRRR-WEEEE, ERRR-WEE, ERR-WEEE, ERR WAAAAAA, ERR-WEEE, ERR WAAAAAAA. Maybe in that specific order, maybe not, Im not sure. Anyways we got back to my house where danny wanted to play the game Im designing, but didnt understand it, even though my ten year old cousin who DOESNT SPEAK THE ENGLISH did. Then Lee showed up, and he made fun of Danny, I tried to stab his feet, and it ended with danny crying after an episode of Malcom in the middle. He said it was too emotional.

May 20th: My second comic is online, suckers.So enjoy, you filthy pixies who live inside my typewriter. Uh, yeah, Paul Southworth, and Chris Crosby, writers of Krazy Larry(http://www.krazylarry.com ) and Superosity ( http://www.superosity.com) just got their big breaks selling comics like everyone who works at keenspace, and I know they dont give a gosh darn dilly dang who I am, and no one's reading this, but they deserve advertisement from everyone, inlcuding me, the village idiot. Uh, yeah Ill have the other webpages working soon, and will have a Forum, and some powerpoll dealie.

May 19th- Hi everyone, Im Kristian. I finally figured out what to do with this site, I think. No real news I guess, other than the monkeyman of new Dehli, that everyone should read about. Im serious, go lookup New Dehli Monkeyman Sightings in a news page. Youll laugh untill your lungs rupture. Thats all for today. -k

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